Walden watched, fascinated and slightly horrified. "Alan, why didn't you just tell her the truth?"
Walden smiled, finally feeling at home. "Bourbon. But only if you don't try to hide the bottle in the closet." Watch Two And a Half Men S09E06
"I just want to watch the game, Alan," Walden sighed, his tall frame slumped on the sofa that used to belong to a very different, much more cynical man. Walden watched, fascinated and slightly horrified
"Truth is expensive, Walden," Alan said, pointing at the TV as his onscreen self hid in a closet. "Lies are rent-free. Much like my current lifestyle." But only if you don't try to hide the bottle in the closet
Alan beamed, taking it as a compliment. "Exactly! Now, do you want to watch the next one, or should we go see if there's any of your expensive bourbon left?"
"Is this the one where you try to get back with Lyndsey?" Walden asked, already knowing the answer.
Alan Harper hovered behind him, clutching a bowl of low-fat popcorn. "You’re doing it wrong, Walden. You’re hovering over the button. You have to commit to the click."