Dog shrugged, leaning back in his chair as the sun began to rise over Lisbon. "Maybe not, kid. But look on the bright side. At least we didn't get eaten."
Their investigation led them through the bizarre, neon-lit underbelly of Lisbon, where monsters lived side-by-side with humans in a state of mutual annoyance. They met a crossdressing Oracle who gave them clues that made less sense than a tax return, and narrowly avoided a car chase that ended with Dog accidentally biting a tire.
"The toolkit is just a flashlight and a half-eaten pepperoni slice," Eurico muttered, but he got up anyway. the-interactive-adventures-of-dog-mendonca
Dog didn't look up from the newspaper. "I didn't eat his cat, Eurico. I merely interrogated it. It was a person of interest in a saucer-of-milk racketeering scheme."
Eurico, the unpaid apprentice and former pizza delivery guy, sat at a desk that was mostly held together by gum and hope. He was currently staring at a stack of unpaid bills while Dog, a werewolf who dressed like a detective from a movie that went straight to VHS, leaned back in his chair. Dog shrugged, leaning back in his chair as
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"Boss," Eurico said, sighing. "The landlord called. He says if we don't pay the rent, he's going to evict us. Also, he’s pretty sure you ate his cat." At least we didn't get eaten
But he never finished, because the gargoyle’s head accidentally fell on his toe, and the resulting chaos allowed the team to save the day.