Scp-3008 Script Apr 2026

SCP-3008 is to be contained within a standard anomalous item locker at Site-17. Access to SCP-3008 requires Level 3 clearance and approval from at least two Level 4 personnel. Testing with SCP-3008 must be conducted in a controlled environment, and all experiments must be logged and approved by a Level 4 personnel or higher. SCP-3008 is not to be used for personal gain or entertainment.

Following Incident 3008-1, it has been determined that SCP-3008 can be used to create stable, anomalous IKEA furniture constructs. These constructs have been observed to retain their anomalous properties even after the individual constructing them has been administered a Class-A amnesiac. SCP-3008 Script

The constructed chair was found to exhibit anomalous durability, resisting significant attempts to damage or disassemble it. D-12654 was eventually administered a Class-A amnesiac and released back into the testing pool. SCP-3008 is to be contained within a standard

On//20, a researcher, hereafter referred to as D-9881, was allowed to read SCP-3008 aloud as part of a controlled experiment. D-9881 became increasingly agitated and fixated on constructing IKEA furniture, eventually abandoning the testing chamber and fleeing to an IKEA store. SCP-3008 is not to be used for personal