"Family Guy" Tales of a Third Grade Nothing (TV Episode 2008)
" Tales of a Third Grade Nothing " is the sixth episode of Family Guy's seventh season, parodying the title of Judy Blume's famous book, Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing .
While Peter is in school, Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. buy a failing nightclub called the Quahog Cabana Club. Finding that big band music no longer draws a crowd, they allow Stewie to renovate it into a trendy, modern dance club renamed "pLace". Though Brian and Frank initially hate the change, they grow to enjoy the lifestyle until Andy Dick shows up and ruins the club's popularity.
The story begins with Peter Griffin discovering the lavishness of the executive bathroom at the Pawtucket Brewery—an experience presented as a parody of Jurassic Park . Desperate for a promotion to gain permanent access, Peter tries to impress his boss, Angela, by attempting to destroy a rival brewery's billboard. Instead, he inadvertently blows up several floors of a children's hospital.