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As a blog post for , here’s a creative piece centered on the absurdly funny stealth-action experience you'll find when you finally unzip that file.

Jesse isn't your average elite commando. In fact, he’s definitely a commando. He’s just a guy who was arrested for a crime he didn’t commit and thrown into a high-tech military base. Now, he has to explain to interrogators exactly how he escaped, using nothing but his wits, fists, and some seriously "MacGuyvered" gadgets. Why This Game Hits Different File: UnMetal.zip ...

Forget high-tech gadgets from a research lab. You'll be combining items in ways that only make sense in a comedy game—like using a toilet roll or a piece of wire to survive. As a blog post for , here’s a

Yes, you read that right. In the world of Jesse Fox, progress is only secure when you find a restroom. Final Verdict: To Unzip or Not? Review: UnMetal He’s just a guy who was arrested for

It has the top-down perspective and rigid stealth of the 90s, but with tight controls and hilarious voice acting that parodies the "gravelly hero" trope perfectly.