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Sammy tries to sell "Smart Pills" to the rest of the team, which turn out to be nothing but extra-strength laxatives he found in a dumpster behind a pharmacy.

Thad writes a three-page manifesto on why the Dean is a "beta-male" and how the team's "social structure" is based entirely on who can do the most shots. Blue Mountain State 1x9

Thad treats studying like a Viking ritual. He tries to "out-muscle" the textbook, eventually screaming at a chapter on team dynamics until he passes out from exhaustion. Sammy tries to sell "Smart Pills" to the

Thad Castle is failing. Badly. His only hope is a legendary, reclusive nerd named "The Ghost," who supposedly lives in the basement of the library and hasn't seen sunlight since the 90s. The Chaos: He tries to "out-muscle" the textbook, eventually screaming

Thad enters the exam hall wearing a full suit of armor because he "needs to be in a war mindset." As he stares at the first question, he remembers "The Ghost’s" advice: “Sociology is just yelling at people you don't like.”