1 — Fat Every Second

But humanity adapted. We became a species of constant movement. Since we couldn't stop the growth, we fueled our world with it. The excess tissue was surgically harvested in "Lipo-Plants" to be refined into biofuels. We literally ran our cities on the weight of our own bodies.

The "Second-Fats" became a global religion. Cults formed, claiming the mass was a gift from a heavy god. Scientists worked frantically to reverse the atmospheric bonding, but the fat was "true"—it had its own blood supply and nervous system. It was part of us. Year 1: The Heavy Earth

The world wasn't built for this. Airplane seats became tight. Subway turnstiles felt narrower. Public health officials realized that by next year, the average adult would weigh an extra 70 pounds. Bridges were inspected for weight tolerances; elevators were derated for fewer passengers. 1 Fat Every Second

At first, it was a joke. Late-night hosts made cracks about "The Great Expansion." Diet pill stocks plummeted while sweatpants manufacturers saw their value triple. People laughed as they notched new holes in their belts every week. In thirty days, everyone on the planet had gained roughly five and a half pounds. It was manageable. Month 3: The Infrastructure Crisis

Society became quieter, slower, and strangely more empathetic. We were all carrying the same burden, second by second. No one was thin, so no one was judged. But humanity adapted

By August, the laughter stopped. The average person had gained nearly 18 pounds of pure mass.

By noon, the world realized it wasn’t a countdown. It was a tally. The excess tissue was surgically harvested in "Lipo-Plants"

The global economy shifted entirely to "The Burn." Electricity was now generated by millions of people on massive, communal kinetic cycles, desperately trying to oxidize the fat as fast as it appeared. To sit still was to grow; to sleep was to wake up heavier than you went to bed.